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You're Only Old Once!

You're Only Old Once!
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2009-01-27
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 9780375958908

Summary : Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others

You're Only Old Once!

You're Only Old Once!
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :1986-02-01
  • Total pages :45
  • ISBN : 9780613000512

Summary : For use in schools and libraries only. Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others.

You're Only Old Once!

You're Only Old Once!
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2013-11-05
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 0385379501

Summary : Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for old souls, kids at heart, and absolutely anyone dreading their annual checkup. You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in! The Doctor is in! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!

Suddenly Senior

Suddenly Senior
  • Author : Tom Hay
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2016-09-08
  • Total pages :224
  • ISBN : 1783729317

Summary : "You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." —John MendozaYou might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle, and creaky around the knees, but that doesn't mean you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns, and cheerful jokes will help you chalk that last "senior moment" down to experience, forget the grey hairs and the twinges, and celebrate getting older with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your wrinkle.

The Cat in the Hat: Read & Listen Edition

The Cat in the Hat: Read & Listen Edition
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2013-09-24
  • Total pages :72
  • ISBN : 0385372116

Summary : Join the Cat in the Hat as he makes learning to read a joy! It’s a rainy day and Dick and Sally can’t find anything to do . . . until the Cat in the Hat unexpectedly appears and turns their dreary afternoon into a fun-filled extravaganza! This beloved Beginner Book by Dr. Seuss, which also features timeless Dr. Seuss characters such as Fish and Thing 1 and Thing 2, is fun to read aloud and easy to read alone. Written using 236 different words that any first or second grader can read, it’s a fixture in home and school libraries and a favorite among parents, beginning readers, teachers, and librarians. Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning. This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

Oh, The Things You Can Do That Are Good for You

Oh, The Things You Can Do That Are Good for You
  • Author : Tish Rabe
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2019-06-18
  • Total pages :64
  • ISBN : 0593126505

Summary : The Cat in the Hat joins forces with the Partnership for a Healthier America! In this newly revised editiion—with 16 pages of bonus materials—the Cat in the Hat takes young readers to a Seussian Spa where they learn the basics of healthy living. Updated with the assistance of the Partnership for a Healthier America, the Cat explains the importance of eating right (based on the latest USDA MyPlate recommendations); staying active; getting enough sleep; handwashing; brushing and flossing; wearing protective gear when playing sports--even the best way to sneeze when you don't have a tissue handy! The 16 pages of newly added backmatter include simple, fun suggestions for children to increase their activity thoughout the day, plus 8 kid-friendly, healthy recipes for parents to prepare for their hungry broods. An ideal choice for supporting Common Core Standards and fans of the hit PBS Kids television show The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!—this is a book that supports healthy bodies AND healthy minds!

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
  • Author : Mary McHugh
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2009-01-01
  • Total pages :144
  • ISBN : 0740789473

Summary : A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use?" His wife asked, "What does it say on the shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Texas." If this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man! We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you! From the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady here's the companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man, a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build something rather than read the instructions are coupled with the charming and humorous art of Adrienne Hartman. If he's ever done one of the following things, it's a sure sign you have a crotchety old man on your hands: * Stood in the middle of the kitchen and said, "Where's the butter?" * Bought cans of broken cashews because they're cheaper. * Yelled at news anchors on television. * Cheated on his diet but yelled at his wife when she ate one MandM. Perfect for Father's Day, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is for any man who wants to ensure he doesn't slip into the crotchety zone. It also makes a great gift for that guy in your life who is a crotchety old man but will never believe one line in this book is about him!

The Joys of Getting Older

The Joys of Getting Older
  • Author : Thomas Senior,Cindy Senior,Cindy Oldham
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2000-04
  • Total pages :120
  • ISBN : 9780740708862

Summary : See The Lawyers' Book of Ethics

The seven Lady Godivas

The seven Lady Godivas
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :1987-08-12
  • Total pages :80
  • ISBN :

Summary : A tongue-in-cheek reworking of the legends of Lady Godiva and Peeping Tom, in which the seven Godiva sisters vow not to wed until each has discovered a new Horse Truth of benefit to all mankind

Just What the Doctor Disordered

Just What the Doctor Disordered
  • Author : Dr. Seuss,Richard Marschall
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2012-12-19
  • Total pages :143
  • ISBN : 0486498468

Summary : Before his worldwide fame as a bestselling children’s author, Dr. Seuss was a magazinewriter and cartoonist. His genius mix of visual hilarity, nonsense language, and absurdisthumor illuminates this entertaining compilation of items from the Doctor’s early — and oftenforgotten — career. Includes features for periodicals such as Judge, Life, College Humor, andLiberty.Reprint of The Tough Coughs As He Ploughs the Dough: Early Writings and Cartoons, WilliamMorrow & Company, Inc., 1987

You're Only Old Once! Read & Listen Edition

You're Only Old Once! Read & Listen Edition
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2013-11-05
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 0385383347

Summary : With his unmistakable rhymes and signature illustration style, Dr. Seuss creates a classic picture-book ode to aging in You're Only Old Once! On a visit to "the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair," readers will laugh with familiar horror at the poking and prodding and testing and ogling that go hand in hand with the dreaded appellation of "senior citizen." Though Dr. Seuss is known for his peerless work in books for children, this comical look at what it's like to get older is ideal for Seuss fans of advanced years. In his own words, this is "a book for obsolete children." A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, and holidays! This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

Great Day for Up!

Great Day for Up!
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :1974
  • Total pages :28
  • ISBN : 0394829131

Summary : Rhymed text and illustrations introduce the many meanings of "up."

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
  • Author : Mary McHugh
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2009-01-01
  • Total pages :144
  • ISBN : 0740788655

Summary : We can't stop the aging process, but with the help of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady, we can at least not act older than our age. Author Mary McHugh offers up more than 100 pointers of things not to do to stave off little old ladyhood. Illustrated with the humorous line art of Adrienne Hartman, this little book reminds us not to boil our vegetables until they are gray, tell boring stories with no point to them, carry a tissue up our sleeve, or dye our own hair and think nobody can tell.

Dr. Seuss's Spring Things

Dr. Seuss's Spring Things
  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2020-01-07
  • Total pages :26
  • ISBN : 1984895095

Summary : A board book celebration of Spring, starring Thing One and Thing Two from Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat! Written in super-simple rhyme, this sweet sturdy board book features Thing One and Thing Two as they frolic with iconic Spring "things"--including ducklings, bunnies, flowers, frogs, wriggling worms, and butterflies. Perfect for tucking into Easter baskets, this is a great way to celebrate the season and to introduce babies and toddlers to the world of Dr. Seuss! (And if you can't get enough of Thing One and Thing Two, check out the board books Spooky Things and Lovey Things!)

What You Don't Know About Turning 40

What You Don't Know About Turning 40
  • Author : Bill Dodds,Steve Mark
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2006-02-01
  • Total pages :128
  • ISBN : 9780684040004

Summary : This over-the-hill birthday gift is a pop quiz with 101 questions (complete with humorous answers) that is sure to enliven any 40th birthday party. Steve Mark's 18 b/w illustrations make the book fun to read after the party, as well. Here are a few samples: - Q: What can 40-year-olds do to be considered young at age 40? A: Run for U.S. President or die. - Q. What's always Step One in any exercise program designed for 40-year-olds? A: "Get up off the sofa."