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People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2014
  • Total pages :208
  • ISBN : 034554983X
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Summary : The author offers her witty, acerbic observation on life in suburban America, taking on topics like marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood politics.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2014-09-09
  • Total pages :224
  • ISBN : 0345549988
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Summary : NATIONAL BESTSELLER A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Advance praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear From the Trade Paperback edition.

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2017-06-29
  • Total pages :212
  • ISBN : 9781944123062
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Summary : If you've ever toiled away in a cubicle or sat through the third meeting your boss scheduled to plan another meeting, then you can relate to this book. This is the third book in Jen Mann's New York Times best-selling People I Want to Punch in the Throat series and it will not disappoint This is the book you'll want to accidentally on purpose leave on the desk of that blowhard in marketing. This is the book you'll just happen to drop next the microwave in the break room hoping that Jan in accounting reads it before she reheats last night's smelly leftovers for lunch. This is the book you'll mail anonymously to your micromanaging boss with certain passages highlighted. The Punch List: Company-wide happy hours. I barely want to work with you. I definitely don't want to have a beer with you. The Ivy Leaguers. You do know every sentence doesn't have to start with, "When I was at Princeton..."? The martyrs. You get sick days-use one. Stop dragging your sniffling, snorting, coughing, sneezing ass to work and infecting the rest of us. You're not that important. Advance Praise for Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: "I'm grateful to all of the people Jen Mann writes about in this book-the condescending managers, undermining editors, the plastic surgeon who helpfully offered free operations during a job interview, and the boss who fired her with a Post-It Note-because they made her into the rage-filled writer we all know and love." - Jancee Dunn, author of How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids "I connected with Jen Mann's book more deeply than I'm comfortable with. It was brilliant and gross and hilarious and heartwarming and then hilarious again. I literally couldn't put it down. For what it's worth, the only book before this one that I read in one sitting without a break was Dances with Wolves. Don't judge me." - James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2016
  • Total pages :329
  • ISBN : 9781524250997
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Summary : This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else.Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2015
  • Total pages :224
  • ISBN : 0345549996
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Summary : "In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann's naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can't take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person ("'Joyce is enjoying Bunko.' Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter."). And on her nice list... well, she's working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: You Can Keep Your Cookies, I'm Just Here for the Booze; Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out?; Why You Won't Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party. From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother's Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact."--

People i Want to Punch in the Throat

People i Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Ilok Funny Journals
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2020-01-03
  • Total pages :102
  • ISBN : 9781679262678
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Summary : Show your boss and coworkers how much you appreciate them with this funny journal!Office Lined Blank Notebook Journal with a funny saying on the outside. Can be used for note taking in meetings. Makes a perfect gift for adults and teen girls. A PERFECT GIFT FOR COWORKER, BOSS, Valentine, Anniversary, Christmas, or any time you want to get a smile out of your colleague. 110 LINED pages. Dimensions: 7" x 10" Custom Designed Matte Cover.Order today for the gift the whole office will get a laugh from!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Blank Lined Notebook

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Blank Lined Notebook
  • Author : book shop
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  • Release Date :2020-04-08
  • Total pages :120
  • ISBN :
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Summary : A beautiful, bright, fun notebook. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling, writing in as a diary, or giving as a gift. Not too thick & not too thin, so it's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! SIZE: 6 X 9PAPER: Lightly Lined on White PaperPAGES: 120 Pages

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Meraki Journals
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  • Release Date :2019-12-24
  • Total pages :102
  • ISBN : 9781650481975
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Summary : MERAKI JOURNALS presents you this simple and minimalist notebook, very classy, is a wonderful multi-purpose journal for sketching, jotting down thoughts, writing notes and externalize emotions.If you would like to see a sample of the notebook, click on the "Look Inside" feature.Funny Gift for Coworker. Novelty Gag Notebook, Journal. Ideal for Secret Santa, Christmas, Birthdays & Appreciation Day .Notebook 100 pages blank lined journal; funny office notebook gift for colleague, funny Gift for Coworker.

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat
  • Author : June Bug Journals
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  • Release Date :2019-08-07
  • Total pages :114
  • ISBN : 9780464163299
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Summary : 6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat
  • Author : Sr Creations
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  • Release Date :2019-11-23
  • Total pages :112
  • ISBN : 9781710996968
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Summary : This funny gag journal reading "People I Want To Punch In The Throat" is perfect for those who want to keep a hit list of people who they simply do not like. This can range from a family member, friend, ex partner, work colleague, your boss the possibilities are endless!It's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lightly Lined on White Paper PAGES: 110 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte)Let the punching begin!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Hassan Ouadia
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  • Release Date :2020-03-18
  • Total pages :110
  • ISBN :
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Summary : a funny journal for boys and girls , all pages are lined to write in 6x9 notebook 110 pages Lined pages

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat
  • Author : Rainy Day Books
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2019-07-16
  • Total pages :114
  • ISBN : 9780464076469
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Summary : 6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Turtlebird Journal Publishing
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  • Release Date :2019-08-16
  • Total pages :122
  • ISBN : 9781686822865
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Summary : People I Want to Punch in the Throat - Blank Funny Lined Journal - Black Sarcastic Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your friends and colleagues guessing 120 blank lined 6x9 pages for journaling, a diary, taking notes, keeping lists, etc. Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : sadbac Publishing
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  • Release Date :2020-05-25
  • Total pages :112
  • ISBN :
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Summary : * Makes a great gift for anyone surrounded by idiots. * 6x9 size makes it a perfect notebook for taking notes at home, at school, at work, or anywhere you go. * College Rule Lined Pages let you write lots of notes and doodles. * Soft, matte finish cover is a joy to hold. * Keep it with you and keep everyone guessing whether or not they're listed in your journal of People you Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Kids Publishing
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  • Release Date :2020-03-16
  • Total pages :100
  • ISBN :
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Summary : This positive quote lined notebook is perfect for anyone to record ideas, or to use for writing and note-taking. It can be used by kids, school and college students and even adults. High-quality white paper This composition book or notebook is ideal for birthday gifts for kids and adults. Special occasions, Christmas Gifts for all ages, Student's gifts Stationery gift, Office workers and friends use as a journal or notepad And for capturing ideas and much more........ A PERFECT GIFT: Whether buying for yourself or others, our notebooks make the perfect gift. Notebooks are great for daily journaling, sketching, and doodling, or taking notes on the go. GUARANTEED SATISFACTION: We take great pride in the quality of our products, the accuracy of your order and the pleasure of your purchasing experience. We promise to take whatever steps necessary to ensure you are completely happy with your purchase.