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Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Christopher Moore
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2010-03-23
  • Total pages :352
  • ISBN : 006198616X
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Summary : “Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Ally Hilfiger
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2016-05-10
  • Total pages :320
  • ISBN : 1455567078
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Summary : Ally was at a breaking point when she woke up in a psych ward at the age of eighteen. She couldn't put a sentence together, let alone take a shower, eat a meal, or pick up a phone. What had gone wrong? In recent years, she had produced a feature film, a popular reality show for a major network, and had acted in an off-Broadway play. But now, Ally was pushed to a psychotic break after struggling since she was seven years old with physical symptoms that no doctor could explain; everything from joint pain, to night sweats, memory loss, nausea, and brain fog. A doctor in the psych ward was finally able to give her the answers her and her family had desperately been searching for, and the diagnosis that all the previous doctors had missed. She learned that she had Lyme disease-and finally had a breakthrough. What she didn't know was that this diagnosis would lead her down some of the most excruciating years of her life before beginning her journey to recovery from eleven years of misdiagnosis and physical pain. She would need to find her courage to heal physically, mentally, and emotionally, and become the survivor she is today. Set against the backdrop of the fast-paced fashion and entertainment industries, BITE ME shares the heartbreaking and hilarious stories that moved Ally forward on her journey from sickness to health. Its themes will be familiar to more than 300,000 Americans diagnosed with Lyme disease each year, many of whom, like Ally, wondered for years what was wrong with them. BITE ME offers readers hope and ideas for how one can transition from victim to survivor, and shares the spiritual principles and actions that have contributed to her wholeness as a human, mother, and international spokesperson against Lyme disease.

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Julie Albert,Lisa Gnat
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2011
  • Total pages :272
  • ISBN : 9781856269766
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Summary : Cooking.

Timmy the Ticked off Pony #2: Bite me

Timmy the Ticked off Pony #2: Bite me
  • Author : Magda Szubanski
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2020-10-01
  • Total pages :240
  • ISBN : 1760979155
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Summary : If you thought pooing on everyone was bad, then STICK AROUND! Coz things are about to get WAAAAAY worse for TIMMY. Now he’s the MOST HATED thing in the world—people hate him more than brussels sprouts and stinky cheese... even more than wedgies! And now he’s ON THE RUN!

Bite Me!

Bite Me!
  • Author : Nikki Stafford
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2010-12-14
  • Total pages :128
  • ISBN : 1554903130
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Summary : This comprehensive analysis sinks its teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer, examining the development of the show's characters and charting mythical, historical, and religious themes across all seven seasons. It's been 10 years since the wildly popular fra

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Cynthia Eden
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  • Total pages :329
  • ISBN : 1942840411
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Summary : Vamps and werewolves are supposed to be sworn enemies. They aren’t supposed to feel a white-hot attraction that burns soul deep. Lust comes first (and fast!) in these tales, but love is close behind. Are you ready for a bite? Forbidden Bite – Book 1 “Don’t look into her eyes. If you do, she’ll take your soul.” Werewolf Griffin Romeo has new prey—a sexy female vamp named Isabella has been hunting in Sin City, and it’s Griffin’s job to stop her. Tracking Isabella is easy work for an alpha wolf, but once he gets close to gorgeous Isabella…Griffin’s careful plans go straight to hell. Because with one bite, he’s absolutely hooked on her, lost…mated. (Word Count: 32,000) Mating Bite – Book 2 Werewolf Carter Sinclair is on the hunt. He’s tracking a newly turned vamp, a beauty with bite named Lauren McIntosh. But once Carter gets the vamp in his arms, his easy mission suddenly goes straight to hell. One taste, one bite that should never have happened…and Carter’s whole world changes. Nature has plans for him and Lauren. They’re to be mates, but a vicious vamp is waiting in the dark—a killer who has already claimed Lauren as his. (Word Count: 52,000)

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Shelly Laurenston
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2014-04-01
  • Total pages :384
  • ISBN : 1617732451
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Summary : "Hot shape-shifters and even hotter passion." --New York Times bestselling author Gena Showalter Livy Kowalski has no time for idiots. When you shapeshift into a honey badger, getting through life's irritants is a finely honed skill. Until she gets stuck housing her nutso cousin and dealing with her dad's untimely and unexplained demise. That's where Vic Barinov comes in--or his house does. Vic can't step outside without coming back to find Livy devouring his honey stash and getting the TV remote sticky. It gets his animal instincts all riled up. But he'll have to woo her at high speed: all hell is breaking loose, and Livy is leading the charge. . .

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Ally Hilfiger
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2016-05-10
  • Total pages :320
  • ISBN : 1455567078
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Summary : Ally was at a breaking point when she woke up in a psych ward at the age of eighteen. She couldn't put a sentence together, let alone take a shower, eat a meal, or pick up a phone. What had gone wrong? In recent years, she had produced a feature film, a popular reality show for a major network, and had acted in an off-Broadway play. But now, Ally was pushed to a psychotic break after struggling since she was seven years old with physical symptoms that no doctor could explain; everything from joint pain, to night sweats, memory loss, nausea, and brain fog. A doctor in the psych ward was finally able to give her the answers her and her family had desperately been searching for, and the diagnosis that all the previous doctors had missed. She learned that she had Lyme disease-and finally had a breakthrough. What she didn't know was that this diagnosis would lead her down some of the most excruciating years of her life before beginning her journey to recovery from eleven years of misdiagnosis and physical pain. She would need to find her courage to heal physically, mentally, and emotionally, and become the survivor she is today. Set against the backdrop of the fast-paced fashion and entertainment industries, BITE ME shares the heartbreaking and hilarious stories that moved Ally forward on her journey from sickness to health. Its themes will be familiar to more than 300,000 Americans diagnosed with Lyme disease each year, many of whom, like Ally, wondered for years what was wrong with them. BITE ME offers readers hope and ideas for how one can transition from victim to survivor, and shares the spiritual principles and actions that have contributed to her wholeness as a human, mother, and international spokesperson against Lyme disease.

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Fabio Parasecoli
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2008-09-01
  • Total pages :176
  • ISBN : 1847886043
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Summary : Food is not only something we eat, it is something we use to define ourselves. Ingestion and incorporation are central to our connection with the world outside our bodies. Food's powerful social, economic, political and symbolic roles cannot be ignored - what we eat is a marker of power, cultural capital, class, ethnic and racial identity. Bite Me considers the ways in which popular culture reveals our relationship with food and our own bodies and how these have become an arena for political and ideological battles. Drawing on an extraordinary range of material - films, books, comics, songs, music videos, websites, slang, performances, advertising and mass-produced objects - Bite Me invites the reader to take a fresh look at today's products and practices to see how much food shapes our lives, perceptions and identities.

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : N.A
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2009
  • Total pages :114
  • ISBN : 1926704495
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Summary : It's hard enough for Dianne to be fifteen and obviously to love her parents, even worse when there's something weird about them no one quite understands. Her father being a vampire and her mother being a werewolf is a simple fact of life. More worrisome are Mom and Dad getting sick for unknown reasons, the effect an accidental display of power is having on her social life, and the possibility that the boy next door thinks she's a freak. Matthew seems to like her, yet there's something of about him. Dr. Nat Silver, a vampire with several medical degrees, may provide some answers. For the most part Dianne feels it's her wit and devotion versus a world more cruel than any supernatural being could ever be.

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Parker Blue
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2008-10-15
  • Total pages :232
  • ISBN : 193566106X
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Summary : Barely eighteen-year-old heroine Valentine Shapiro got a raw deal in the parent lottery. Her father was part incubus demon, and her mother's never forgiven her for that.Life after high school is tough enough without having to go 15 rounds with your inner demon. Thrown out of the house by her mother, Val puts one foot in front of the other and does the only thing that seems to make any sense--she takes aim at the town vampires. A stake a day, keeps the demon at bay. (But don't call her Buffy. That makes Lola, her demon, very cranky.) Her dark side makes everyday life a roller coaster, but means she's perfect for her night job as a bounty hunter. San Antonio's vampires are out of control, and it's up to Val, her faithful hellhound Fang, and her new partner, a handsome San Antonio police detective, to get the deadly fangbangers off the city streets. Soon enough she finds herself deep in the underbelly of the city, discovering the secrets of the Demon Underground and fighting to save those she loves. Whether they love her back or not.

Bite Me.

Bite Me.
  • Author : Fallon Jones
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2010-08
  • Total pages :168
  • ISBN : 0557577780
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Summary : Book One of the Serpents and Saints SagaHolly Hawthorne was just a good girl with a Cassandra Complex, but that all changed when she opened her door to the handsome, sarcastic vampire bleeding on her porch. And something about his peridot eyes seemed too familiar… Hadn’t she seen them before somewhere?Surrounded by a cheerleading werewolf with pink fingernails, a Russian Amazon with a fetish for big guns, vision-impaired vampire, and an ancient prophecy, the caustic couple has to wonder: can true love really conquer all?Even death?

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Shelly Laurenston
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2014-04-01
  • Total pages :384
  • ISBN : 1617732451
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Summary : "Hot shape-shifters and even hotter passion." --New York Times bestselling author Gena Showalter Livy Kowalski has no time for idiots. When you shapeshift into a honey badger, getting through life's irritants is a finely honed skill. Until she gets stuck housing her nutso cousin and dealing with her dad's untimely and unexplained demise. That's where Vic Barinov comes in--or his house does. Vic can't step outside without coming back to find Livy devouring his honey stash and getting the TV remote sticky. It gets his animal instincts all riled up. But he'll have to woo her at high speed: all hell is breaking loose, and Livy is leading the charge. . .

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Bryce Jones
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2010-09-24
  • Total pages :96
  • ISBN : 9781452065809
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Summary : Now that this book of poems has been completed, from more than a glance, it can easily be considered a testament. One of persistence and endurance—a true literary example of what it means to be stubborn. Of course, one might presume that “love,” whatever you may define it as, could have very well had something to do with these words. But that’s not quite so. As the author thought he had laid shining eyes on his wife, his prize, his everything—he simply began falling. Quicker than what he was once used to. Harder than what most would consider detrimental. Our poet soon found himself dancing with an effect that would later be estimated irresistible. He consequently led himself to not only think, but believe with all of his heart that he could seduce this particular young lady enough to receive unconditional reciprocation, at the very least. No... His desired results could not have been any further from the shape and circumstance of the current relationship in fact—illusive toxicity is the name. But despite the excessive cocktails of stagnancy and mania, the medley of illustrations was written nonetheless. After two and a half years of experiences on a two seat merry-go, here and now, Bite Me stands as an account that highlights the trials, tribulations and painful complications that by no means fail to accompany the choice of denying that dreamed unison is more likely than not, never meant to be. All of this in the midst of dramatic and sometimes comical strokes of passion is unquestionably what to be expected. Help yourself to a collection seemingly provided by a child needing nothing more than to have an adult strike his hand; just say, “No. Stop.” But apparently the adult here remains absent nevertheless.

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Mirna Centeno
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  • Release Date :2011-11-22
  • Total pages :121
  • ISBN : 1465378243
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Summary : Bite Me describes the author's dark situational tragedy and comedy in freeform prose. Written over a relatively short period, the book examines themes in life including the corporate culture, the burgeoning lack of consideration in personal contact, and failure in all respects.

Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : Anne Johnson,Alison Martin
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2007
  • Total pages :120
  • ISBN : 0980286603
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Bite Me

Bite Me
  • Author : J.J. Russell
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2020-07-04
  • Total pages :307
  • ISBN :
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Summary : My name is Vianne Vânători. I'm a vampire hunter and I'm totally screwed. I risked my life against vampires to get the Artemis necklace and now it doesn't work. To figure out why its powers have faded, Jax, my annoying hunter-mentor, has sent me to Ricketts, Maine in search of a witch named Rosalyn who he thinks can fix the necklace. Only Ricketts isn't exactly a normal town. Along with witches, it's home to hot werewolves, angry trolls, and at least one mysterious vampire. And the cherry on top? The town is dealing with a series of murders that definitely weren't committed by a human. Instead of getting in and out of town unnoticed, I'm coerced into a deal with a werewolf to help uncover who the murderer is in return for an introduction to Rosalyn. And because my life isn't complicated enough, I can't let on that my great and powerful Vânători abilities aren't working. I'll just have to rely on my faithful hellhound, Ramble, to keep me safe while I investigate the murders? and hope that the vampires don't catch up to me in the meantime. Easy right? Bite Me is the second book of The Artemis Necklace Series and follows Vianne and Ramble as they encounter new supernatural creatures and learn that not everything that goes bump in the night is a monster.

Please (Don't) Bite Me

Please (Don't) Bite Me
  • Author : Jaimy Chilton
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2010-06-09
  • Total pages :164
  • ISBN : 1452021570
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Summary : Alice wakes up in the hospital unaware of what she has been through and how long she has been in the hospital. The last thing she can remember is getting ready for a party... Eric comes to her rescue in the graveyard, He fights the master and thinks that he has won. Is the Master really gone? Her visions are getting more vivid and real. It is like living them again. Is she in love with her husband? Is that who she is meant to be with? Or is she in love with a Vampire?

Bite Me, I'm Yours

Bite Me, I'm Yours
  • Author : Stacy McKitrick
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  • Release Date :2014-09-01
  • Total pages :290
  • ISBN : 1616505818
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Summary : Sarah's known monsters. . .and John isn't one. Sarah's life isn't going well. She's divorced from an abusive jerk, been drugged, stuffed in her trunk and nearly kidnapped. Between that and a harsh winter, it's almost more than a girl can take. She's rightly distrusting of any man's affection, so an ice-skating date with John - who doesn't seem to feel the cold - isn't exactly on her bucket list. Yet something about him captures her attention. John is determined to live as an ordinary mortal. He's moved into the city, bought a sports bar and works there as the bartender. As a new vampire, he's never considered dating, until he meets Sarah. Prudence dictates he stay away from her, but everything about her calls to him. . .right down to her cute animal socks. Sure, finding out John is a vampire is scary, but Sarah's learned not all monsters have fangs. Besides, someone else isn't too happy about their budding relationship. Sarah will have to survive before getting her chance at love. 92,308 Words

BITE ME! Change Your Life One Bite at a Time

BITE ME! Change Your Life One Bite at a Time
  • Author : Toni Julian
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2011-07-08
  • Total pages :280
  • ISBN : 1463419368
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Summary : The only sustainable lifestyle and meal solution with attitude! "I've had the opportunity to meet and interview a lot of local authors and personalities. But rarely do I find someone as passionate and true to their cause as Toni! She is an individual who leads by example and truly cares about helping others change their lives. It is her compassion that has led her to successfully transform the lives of hundreds of people! Toni is true to her word, a follower of her own advice, and a force to be reckoned with. A contagious positive attitude and genuine passion for health and fitness make her one of the best in the industry!" Ramona Gwargis, Times Media, Inc. “This book and my determination have changed me for the better, for life. I will always incorporate style of eating in my life, and my future family's life. I've had numerous people ask me, “what are doing, what is different, you are shrinking!” All I can do is forward them the link to this book, and smile because I know what lies behind the first turned page - a change to your life forever if you are ready to take that leap of faith!” Heather Buchholz, client and 2010 recipient of the BITE ME! “Best Buns” Award In this book you will find: · An Inspirational Story of Reinvention by the Author · A Lifestyle Assessment · Tools to Make Healthy Foods your New Convenience Foods · How to Overcome Societal Expectations, Misinformation and Fast Food InFATuation · Over 50 Delicious, Nutritious and Simple Meal Solutions · 10 Quick Tips for Healthy, Clean Eating · How to Convert Your Favorite Recipe from Mean to Clean! · Complete Nutrient Breakdown for Each Recipe · How to Eat Healthy While On-the-Go · 325 Calorie Meal Template · Success Stories from Real People Like You · The Official Eight Week “BITE ME!” Challenge